Be an All Black
OK, maybe you can't become a New Zealand rugby sensation overnight. But the tougher among us can train alongside the most formidable team in international rugby. Week-long rugby training courses are available at the New Zealand Sports Academy in Rotorua, where up-and-coming All Blacks also train.
Former All Black players, including ex-captain Wayne "Buck" Shelford will be on hand to mentor you, and to top it all off you'll also be taught the fearsome Maori Haka war dance. A week's training doesn't come cheap; you're looking at a price tag of around £1,100pp, including accommodation and meals. But for ardent fans, you can't beat the experience.