Ms Rotterdam in the Norwegian fjords.
Lord it up
Gather together 76 of your nearest and dearest and throw one hell of a house party at Cliveden, the famous Berkshire stately home that has played host to a starry roll call of royalty, politicians and celebs. Pamper your guests with a spa treatment each, wining and dining, and high-jinks on the river using the hotel's flotilla of Edwardian boats.
The damage: From £165,680 for two nights.